"Try to imagine a life without timekeeping. You probably can’t. You know the month, the year, the day of the week. There is a clock on your wall or the dashboard of your car. You have a schedule, a calendar, a time for dinner or a movie. Yet all around you, timekeeping is ignored. Birds are not late. A dog does not check its watch. Deer do not fret over passing birthdays. Man alone measures time. Man alone chimes the hour. And, because of this, man alone suffers a paralyzing fear that no other creature endures. A fear of time running out."

Mitch Albom, The Time Keeper (via lazypacific)

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harmagedon:

*wipes tear and whispers* i woke up like dis

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dominateeye:

berrystumpytail:

glassbottledemon:

infinityrant:

glassbottledemon:

glassbottledemon:

I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF

AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!

Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea

The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;

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IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER

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stability:

oh you’re Christian?
can u even recite 5 bible versus?
I bet you only started liking Jesus after he came back to life.
fake fan.

honeybeys:

Pumpkin carving game strong

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themoonphase:

do you ever talk to your parents about feminist or racism issues and realize how sexist and racist they really are? 

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shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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klaineforchristmas:

onewhositswiththeturtles:

Sometimes I get really bored

this makes me uncomfortable

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thechamberofsecrets:

earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally that whole community exists just for girls because it’s something that so many of us enjoy and yet men still think that we wear makeup for them

(via muc-lovin)